The Law of the Claw is binding and totally serious. Abide by the rules or get swept out to sea. Remember, you want to ride that wave.

1.) White Claw is an incredibly refreshing beverage that gets you where you need to go. Period.

2.) You must ALWAYS write out White Claw. Never abbreviate.

3.) White Claw is for the following situations and events: The beach, music festivals, a first date, the second date, the zoo, a dope party, your weird step dads house, your third date, the porch, the bar, at dinner, getting over a breakup, lunch, breakfast, by yourself, any other event or situation you could ever think of ever.

4.) Wearing sunglasses while drinking a White Claw increases your turnt factor by 15.2%

5.) Wearing a White Claw shirt or hat increases your turnt factor by 23.7%

6.) Wearing all of the above together increases your turnt factor by 45% and gives you an added broficincy of +5.

7.) Spillage of a White Claw results in -8% cool factor.

8.) It’s always appropriate, but not required, to give applause to the Claw.

9.) No one is above the Law of the Claw.

10.) No one shall judge or be judged for the preference of their White Claw flavor.

11. Three words: White Claw Baby.

12.) It’s not summer unless it’s a White Claw Summer.

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